大亚湾新土豪十大标准，睇睇你中左几条？
你系大亚湾新土豪吗？经常有人问小编，你一个月赚多少钱？关于收入是个隐私问题，不方便回答太多，我只能告诉你们，喝酸奶要舔盖子，吃薯片也要舔舔手指，吃泡面要把汤喝光光，喝饮料一定要自拍，纸抽不敢放在显眼的位置，最最明显的是吃益达不敢两粒一起嚼，去超市自备购物袋，上厕所纸一折再折，洗发水用没了还要兑水晃了再用，去朋友家不敢脱鞋怕袜子漏脚趾头等等……尼玛的，太缺钱了！10条标准，你占几条？看看这些新土豪的十大标准，你是大亚湾新土豪吗？1.喝酸奶不舔盖http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hc5QFoh7zTIAshL7iawWvUIKIhplcVYH9wAXVekNM1tfup93XuLoTXuRg/640
2.抽纸放在座位显眼位置http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hco2xvyQfUxGYYUEYjyY2jcYURCZ55mjt7z7u5iaFjTfInkvCvJBDD1Jg/640
3.手机不贴膜http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hcLqxc4D88Q7XxB5KslXE5N3oxhsXxspXmlSez66a3o23cuicpYVPicnfg/640
4.吃泡面不喝汤http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hcG8WLKr6TfrO58mmhqyqbeze3ibdZTfOaNyhoOgZ2P0LuAkltgatwVVg/640
5.益达三粒一起嚼http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hcibbVJDcxtFVeWGCiaHicZRrBLxbicPpOTDnq4CoF2FYkibiaiaG07l7rqaAmQ/640
6.方便面渣渣不往嘴里倒http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hcaeu9oPsicbbFNCNpacic18fjwb4pwHcqoXsQcuOUArFsVOgcbr1W0ickQ/640
7.擦屁股不折纸http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hcbMsT5VxVQzdn62zelyRto4qvQPZx4ic3c9OObqr5v40MJMchlauIw4Q/640
8.洗发水沐浴露用完不加水晃瓶子http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hcNJodHgGUUbgLfkygVvYuicaLt77E8qYhBvYZIOtb2ibQiaItOVGP7FYMw/640
9.喝饮料不自拍http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/b5v5wbgb9len5ia5TmuozR1z17XiaDJKiauevFML0nCMRM5fQvyKwZM24nvK370MSm49pLTMs3MQO7PRwdE9ccagA/640
10.吃完薯片不舔手指http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hcPPnyBSk3oAxKbGOwQ4yQqk9cgXn6GTFcoQ3Zy6zDpRqzfR9CDMBvRg/640
http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/ofkAsvrrialWCqKm15xVUO6qEibFib576hcaMpp5iaZhaeseEtS8BiavVgt3Ms6AJQ8SS9S0lHq0kfia9ArKpUkziaYbQ/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/5iaumz37CuwyW3JTEK57pLgqj1knolWaK9HNKAXoOQQySdkeVutpALvKrJ2mzzxpam8JYnHp62V45MrJbWbhEpg/0 下面再看看大亚湾老土豪们是如何【用一句话证明有钱的】http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2Ih8EEX85mOIM06lnQd6lQ7vRJ6sTu6YA1Ossc88fNgA0iclbAXy4Uj7Q/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IicXBciaGkILGxvHrIAR1Kic6kpVDlUQN79R4icMqUeNyVIMeBic3nZeLOZw/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IPs1H59nvZzf1ObjicFwQLvWNnEaAFE80C7PNYOukpxV23aBVmjHAmvg/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2I2ibgSKZTqkVDyiaJp2M7nQQgXQdfjIUaE6DoOAqGAuB4ovvLOb6x2PlA/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IwIIiczPgPLp6icnxhzYbpqoLnnrYRENibuEuSlLcETG6UftlXRuq4icwZg/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IvhjpWEb6iaMns5vZeIQnrRGU6fstsKibYwyicUYKehKzTmjTBwyQYqicPA/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IgXh44ia1HQ78ItGich7hF5Q8THua45H9xEMoiakdyoyhG4p4kwrofE9NA/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2I301o8DfEdbKnb3wORJqVO3eo8eL2WE4HbfKtuEy3Pf8AmupMVnfM8Q/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IXnR3HAOCxsafIZXVKqYMMJqoznBsBfFtFQg5dhOnN6YrRLnnsXYyjw/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IvJLOvy0iczQUwLWHRk0vPRauiciamnO5mt7jR3gqxZXuzBL18ibADQEwNQ/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IOa6Dw1lwNGDCuSmic8nJibsMN8Msc0MqosIaVSgtp3C21Y74XDG5QYYw/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2InsGXMRegTg4QBAZaRicbWYHp6qQCN4ItKfU0G4tBiaPe0sIhicACuTl2w/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IpcuGOS7nxTGe0r4RicLRvQqeyDOxKvEodAkqMEj76omaJZcCHLXnoEw/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IiaxpYd46uPiaX1p5P34bfkpNSicAlgvRFIFbB2CbGmKbeOcJjEkEBaHuw/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2I0TWjUdUiaicVHI56bmyQnKMBXqte3P2XLEQmOYZeEa3BeZdN5tgVzXnQ/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IdPpZqNAib3vVHlLZdDhmqBo4fYMMPXApXc8BFQDRwMkvDWjUywfnqsQ/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IzWIYpf36SvedJfMLLZ3jrwAkmuFD5wqbVL5FEpSA8iaubA4uAkv8kGw/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IlSRwzktPVibic3DExbGX5xLTEEyDAu2e9RjHH8duicYueKpmc0H5WLicSg/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2ISD5N0vTwC2JUBa38gRP6ulmpicD2HnmmBI5gDP8Hc8M2LUcX5xK6n5A/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2IOx2InEicUSClsiaqWPYxVVuzJ1icoegeKY1yvyA4CibbObZic8yXy9SvIOg/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2I927ibmJBt813xFVUuJ6u3WdfXUcicmfNLibI9nzAeib0MWVb4YMnO06qgA/640http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/RmRuSkAfUicsmdtsO5wzjhybDoFNtBN2ID6Hdznf7REjXNicZ9duf8ygBmEFAnDd6q43Y9saSy4f8s8CWOlM1eQg/640看完这些。小编已泪奔，真的是穷疯了！
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